a rant
so fuck you then
I blip my heart like a flattened blanket southern drawn
there’s never hiding yr heart – don’t try to start
[ieyou’ll never find your pain in a way that I can and that’s just by looking at you and hearing your voice quiver like my hands do in the morning]
it’s time to fight
don’t let’s make a (-sound-)
grufp, whapflafa fla
I said shut up
it isn’t easy, being envious
heat and now; these ways are arms that aren’t yours and aren’t around you
(but their fingers still shake and scold you; they hardly tiff the difference)
to stand at the back
of the line
and think those awful
thoughts
your father thinks
those that you always
thought
and think
were/was awful
is awful
I kneel down where the patch of hair is most hairy
and moist
sweatpants aren’t meant for men
If you want me to say I love you, fine, cool, whatever, I love you, and you don’t have to say it back because you know you don’t mean it and I do too
Say fuck me instead
Say don’t tempt me, and then tempt me
Say forget what I said I didn’t say it didn’t mean it and you just have the most fuckable ass I’ve seen
And then I’ll pull up my pants and leave knowing that’s a goddamn lie
I let older women
ahead of me
in bus lines
even when
they cut
but then I think
how they’re
cunts
and read my book
to forget about it
even while I’m
standing
And old ladies
always
have such
large bags
you’d think
they were their
husbands
I hold my own in a whatyacallit?
spouse?
Pick the bigger guy you can
he’ll bend you over backwards
and say:
you were great
and you didn’t even do anything
Walk slowly up West 14th
Now walk slowly down West 14th
(Now tell me the difference)
Black people waste their time on lotto
White people tend to win all the time you hear
Santa brings scratch-its
Let’s hear it for the boy:
he’ll start jacking off right there in front of you if you sneeze right or ask
I haven’t been to both sides of the beach
Blanket me with kisses, with
the things
you’d normally
just give away
I said shut up
* jugum
* forfend
* affable
* egregious
irony
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i·ro·ny
1 /ˈaɪrəni, ˈaɪər-/ Show Spelled[ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-] Show IPA
–noun, plural -nies
1
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend
2
Literature
a
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated
b
(espin contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc, espas a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion
3
Socratic irony
4
dramatic irony
5
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected
6
the incongruity of this
7
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing
8
an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc
I’m being serious here, folks
Wouldn’t it be funny
if I just said
or wrote, rather:
“this chicken looks like my mother
but my mother doesn’t lay any eggs”
???
[? = egg]
I once fucked a guy in Mexico with a really sharp tan line on his ring finger
What kind of irony is that?
I’m going to leave my hair in curlers
Even on the street
Constitutional Law is for those with the money to complain why they aren’t being heard
The others haven’t heard of it
The sound of shitting like music to make your feet dance, but plopped down in your seat only once you’ve reached the rhythm
2 Irony, sarcasm, satire indicate mockery of something or someoneThe essential feature of irony is the indirect presentation of a contradiction between an action or expression and the context in which it occursIn the figure of speech, emphasis is placed on the opposition between the literal and intended meaning of a statement; one thing is said and its opposite implied, as in the comment, “Beautiful weather, isn't it?” made when it is raining or nastyIronic literature exploits, in addition to the rhetorical figure, such devices as character development, situation, and plot to stress the paradoxical nature of reality or the contrast between an ideal and actual condition, set of circumstances, etc, frequently in such a way as to stress the absurdity present in the contradiction between substance and formIrony differs from sarcasm in greater subtlety and witIn sarcasm ridicule or mockery is used harshly, often crudely and contemptuously, for destructive purposesIt may be used in an indirect manner, and have the form of irony, as in “What a fine musician you turned out to be!” or it may be used in the form of a direct statement, “You couldn't play one piece correctly if you had two assistants” The distinctive quality of sarcasm is present in the spoken word and manifested chiefly by vocal inflection, whereas satire and irony, arising originally as literary and rhetorical forms, are exhibited in the organization or structuring of either language or literary materialSatire usually implies the use of irony or sarcasm for censorious or critical purposes and is often directed at public figures or institutions, conventional behavior, political situations, etc
I’m just being honest here
I like duck liver more than chicken liver because I like ducks more than chickens
And chickens can just go fuck themselves
Alright
Alright
I said alright
Alright
Alright
ALRIGHT
alright
I can somehow count the one-night-stands that I count on my hand
(the left one)
All the others don’t count so I don’t count them
pfghgalight
spurfhakmakahaha!
dsin ala babaidha la-la
[I said shut up]
We have a transient way of doing things:
we do things
I am writing this for as long as my accompanying video takes to uploadNo more – no less
I swear
And I don’t assume this matters to you but I’m putting it in here for reference
For fact
In fact, I’m lying
I’m checking my email – and writing some responses – even as I write this
And checking on the progress of my upload
The beauty of being a part of the modern age:
the ability to multi-task without doing anything, really, at all
Upload this, you stupidsonofabitch!
“I like beer, MsGrier, and have to adjust my hormones appropriately”
As appropriate, for a rant, I refuse to look back on what I have ranted
I’ve been called fickle anyway I would probably redo the whole thing to begin with
But I’ve had this heart in my head for long enough, the rewriting would just be something I never do anyway
So I won’t do itI have too much heart
Edit: “rant” for “heart” [see above]
Edit: “heart” for “rant” [see above]
Edit: “______” for “rant” [see edits above]
Edit: heart.
