organization
Place Objects on the Floor.
The objects do not matter
Shuffle feet through the Objects, while wearing Slippers, while \
eating gigantic scoops from an Economy-Size jar of Peanut Butter.
Laugh, with Great Gusto, with Head cocked-back.
Continue shuffling through the Objects.
Continue eating Peanut Butter.
There will be no water provided.
Pause.
The Room Temperature will be 105 Degrees.
Pause.
Continue shoveling in Peanut Butter. Once the entire jar is
Consumed:
(Close-up)
Cry.
Continue shuffling feet.
(Close-up of Mouth)
Cry &
Scream:
“I cannot deal with all this Clutter”—[!]
Your words will be enhanced by all the Peanut Butter in your Mouth.
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watertub
Set a formal-setting on a Table with full-service for Two.
All service will be performed by a shirtless & headless
The Objects (for Dinner) will be placed upon the Table.
They will be made of only Silver—[!]
The Objects will be Empty—[!]
The Objects will be filled (for Dinner)—[!]
i.e. with Meat—[!]
It will smell very good—[!]
The Shirtless & Headless will appear behind the Chair of the Two that are there for the full-service for Two.
The Two that are there for the full-service for Two will have their Heads cocked-back by The Shirtless & Headless
There will be no swallowing.
They will be instructed to stand & begin dancing in place.
“We got the beat” will be played.
The Dinner on the Table will become Cold.
And their Stomachs will Ache.
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hat show
Masturbate vigorously in a Pigeon Mask.
Coo.
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fartchoker
She giggles then Farts.
She giggles then Farts.
She giggles then Farts.
She giggles then Farts.
The Sound of the Fart will not be a Honk, but more like a “Whoooosh”.
She will not Blush.
She will not Breathe-in.
Neither will You
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inflexible lumber
In an Empty Room. The Two of
You are
Nude (You are Nude). Nude (He is not Nude).
Nude (He thinks he is Nude). Nude (You know you are Nude).
You look at each other in a very skeptical manner.
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inflexible lumber pt 2
In an Empty Room. The Two of
You are sitting
Nude (You are Nude). Nude (He is not Nude).
Nude (He thinks he is Nude). Nude (You know he is not Nude).
You stand up, go to the Window. It is a nice Day outside. A Pigeon descends
on your Shoulder.
You rip it’s fucking Head off.
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flexible lumber
In an Empty Room. The Two of
You are laying
Nude (You are Nude). Nude (He is not Nude).
Nude (He thinks he is Nude). Nude (You wonder why you are Nude).
You stand up. Your back is to him. You begin flexing
your gluteus maximus (i.e. Your Butt Muscles)—(I think) as fast
as you fucking can.
You turn your Head & stare at him while you are flexing. He looks disinterested. You realize words
are not optional. So, You Scream (while still flexing your
gluteus maximus) “Stop looking at me I’m Hideous”—[!] He screams back: “I will
do as I please”—[!] You scream back “Okay”—[!] You keep
flexing your gluteus maximus as fast as you
fucking can
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sleeping pills
You don't like the Idea of Sleeping Pills.
He comes home from Work, he walks immediately into your room.
You look at him. You smile.
He cold-clocks You. He does not carry you to the Bed. You like the Floor.
He enters your Room throughout the Night, every Hour, on the Hour.
He strokes your Hair. He smiles while he is stroking your Hair.
You are sleeping. You are sleeping so soundly & you look Precious.
He punches you repeatedly in the Face while you sleep.
If our calculations are correct, this will be how you learn to Sleep at a decent Hour.
& how you remain asleep throughout the long drawl of the Night.
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fartchoker pt 2
She giggles then Farts.
You Scream “Not
again”—[!]
She giggles then Farts.
You Scream “Not
again”—[!]
She giggles then Farts.
You Scream “Not
again”—[!]
She giggles then Farts.
You Scream “Not
again”—[!]
The Sound of these Farts will not be a “Whoooosh”.
The Sound of these Farts will shake you to your Core.
She will not Stop.
She will not Breathe.
Neither will You.
A blanket will cover both of your Bodies.
This will not be Pleasant.
There will not be an Applause.
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hat show pt 2
You are still Masturbating vigorously in a Pigeon Mask.
Coo.
Don’t you stop fucking Cooing—[!]
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Stache
Your 'stache--[?]
Shave it.
You look like an Asshat.
Asshat.
processed cheese
Construct, a table of natural Wood.
On the Table, prepare a Peanut Butter, Processed
cheese & Ketchup
Eat it.
dunkin donuts
Go into Dunkin Donuts.
Stare at Donuts. Slowly take your Tongue & move it over your Lips side-to-side.
(side-to-side)
Order Coffee.
Do not take eyes off of Donuts.
(They looks so delicious).
When the Cashier asks if you would like a Donut with your Coffee, calmly
take your Eyes off the Donuts, look him in the eye & very slowly, very
deeply repeat “No, No I’m fucking good. Yeah. Yeah I’m
fucking good. Yeah”.
Return your Eyes to the Donuts.
Your left eye twitches.
You forget about your Coffee.
so good to see you
i - solo
“A” waves to “G” with his right hand stiffly
ii - solo
“G” waves to “A” with his left hand warmly
ii - duo
“A” & “G” wave simultaneously to each other, with both hands, half-heartedly
iii - solo
The Left Hand of “A” begins to shake Violently
iv - solo
The Right Hand of “G” begins to shake Violently
v - duo
“G” smacks “A” with his Right Hand, repeatedly. “A” smacks “G” with his Left Hand, repeatedly.
vi - duo
(Close-up) Their Lips Quiver
vii - solo
(Close-up) Either the Mouth of “A” or the Mouth of “G” slowly reveals a shit-eating Grin.
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rock placement
He is in the bathroom. He is showering.
You walk into the bathroom.
You Go Poop.
When he whips the Curtain open & inquires as
to what the Hell You are (what are You)
doing, look up & calmly
state: “I am going
Poop”.
Sustain Eye-Contact.
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