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Blubberboy
sexy
and BIGGER
LICKS_____thru though
hehe
____you off now
tata
BIG that
what____11-12
i'm on come, tongue is too
true about past by out later
good KISS sexy
EVEN me___onto i since YOUR feels____sucks you're
hey ground
hehe sexy
____how my i
you're you
hey waited
ah
hehe__________whip sexy
awww
_the spank 2 your kiss you sure
_get_______pants i hey
_hugs
ah
sexy___it
mmmmmmm
i'm left especially moving can butt
ttys
you_______smart to ass
i'm___same grabs i'll kiss
goin cutie here sexy
hahahhahaah!
gotta on_____ASS
ha, crotch
ooh
_me?
__i__my too blushes
hehe
____kiss
mmmmm________sexy
that holding around looking ___you here
hanging sure
and of the win
wrestle days
i'm the hotter
sexy mhm
_hardly
bah, 2 hun
_________but you eyes
lol
___kiss
mmmmm
_______cute
hehe, get unzips
yup
____good
mmmmm
hehe
____sure sexy____sure
__;)
alright
__ok__so
Bloom
1. My body is not a bloom of so many needles, hands clasped, individuals first with the season of him. You can love muscles as long as they’re strong. The body’s meat fantasy of long fingers and someone shredding my lips.
2. You talk to me like I have a girly name, so you just say sexy all the time.
-Baby say I don’t know what to do about it, really. You’re just gonna be you.
-Baby say Let’s have lunch.
-Baby say Let me buy you lunch.
-Baby say Let’s go out to lunch.
-Baby say I wish you’d say something. Something at all.
-Baby say I’ll have the tuna-melt.
-Baby say With a salad and an iced tea.
-Baby say So…
-Baby say The weather’s nice. It’s nice to sit outside.
-Baby say No?
-Baby say I gotta pee. I’ll be right back.
-_____________
-_____________
-Baby say Did you miss me?
-Baby say They had a funny picture in the bathroom. You should check it out when you have to go.
-Baby say You’ll like it.
-Baby say nothing.
-Baby say I want you to know, this whole thing is just a me thing. I mean, it’s got nothing to do with how I feel about you. It’s just how I feel.
-Baby say Right now.
-Baby say That probably sounds stupid.
-______________
-Baby say Huh?
-______________
-Baby say Thank you.
-Baby say Yes, please.
-Baby say Thank you.
-_______________
-Baby say Won’t you at least say hello?
-_______________
-Baby say Hello! Hellohellohello!
-Baby say I saw that smile.
-Baby say You know you don’t hate me. Not really. You know you have feelings. You just need to get them out. You need to try to understand. You do. I understand. I do. I know all the things you must be feeling, I’ve felt them myself. I have.
-_______________
-Baby say I never told you about the time I dated a total tweaker, only I didn’t know it at the time. He would go out all night long, doing god knows what, and he would tell me he was out of town.
-_______________
-Baby say On a Tuesday he would come over and tell me all about his work, how stressful it was, and how he just needed a quiet night, a night with me and the TV, and how that would make him the happiest man in the world.
-________________
-Baby say And I wanted to make him the happiest man in the world.
-________________
-Baby say And so we’d lay there on the bed and watch re-runs of The Golden Girls and we’d laugh, and his laugh would be so tired, and I’d try to get him excited, I’d try…
-Baby say But he’d just fall asleep limp in my hand.
-Baby say My mouth didn’t do any better…
-________________
-Baby say After that night, I didn’t hear from him again. I tried calling, but the phone was disconnected. It was only a few days later that I started scratching.
-________________
-Baby say I didn’t know what it was. I was dumb. I kept scratching, all day, all night.
-Baby say I was young. I didn’t know any better.
-Baby say A week later, I got a random knock on the door. I looked through the peephole, and it was a kinda cute girl smiling right at me.
-Baby say I opened the door and said “Yes” like it was a question.
-_______________
-Baby say She said “I believe these are yours.”
-Baby say She left a brown paper bag at my feet and took off towards the stairs.
-________________
-Baby say Inside the bag, was another bag full of water and some sort of buyable crabs.
-________________
-Baby say All I could think to do was throw the bag out the window. I didn’t even think who it would hit, if anybody. But I did. I threw it out the window and went to shave myself clean.
-Baby say Oh, I’m okay. Thanks.
-________________
-Baby say And it didn’t take me long to realize that wouldn’t work.
I blip my heart like a flattened blanket southern drawn
there’s never hiding yr heart – don’t try to start
[ieyou’ll never find your pain in a way that I can and that’s just by looking at you and hearing your voice quiver like my hands do in the morning]
it’s time to fight
don’t let’s make a (-sound-)
grufp, whapflafa fla
I said shut up
it isn’t easy, being envious
heat and now; these ways are arms that aren’t yours and aren’t around you
(but their fingers still shake and scold you; they hardly tiff the difference)
to stand at the back
of the line
and think those awful
thoughts
your father thinks
those that you always
thought
and think
were/was awful
is awful
I kneel down where the patch of hair is most hairy
and moist
sweatpants aren’t meant for men
If you want me to say I love you, fine, cool, whatever, I love you, and you don’t have to say it back because you know you don’t mean it and I do too
Say fuck me instead
Say don’t tempt me, and then tempt me
Say forget what I said I didn’t say it didn’t mean it and you just have the most fuckable ass I’ve seen
And then I’ll pull up my pants and leave knowing that’s a goddamn lie
I let older women
ahead of me
in bus lines
even when
they cut
but then I think
how they’re
cunts
and read my book
to forget about it
even while I’m
standing
And old ladies
always
have such
large bags
you’d think
they were their
husbands
I hold my own in a whatyacallit?
spouse?
Pick the bigger guy you can
he’ll bend you over backwards
and say:
you were great
and you didn’t even do anything
Walk slowly up West 14th
Now walk slowly down West 14th
(Now tell me the difference)
Black people waste their time on lotto
White people tend to win all the time you hear
Santa brings scratch-its
Let’s hear it for the boy:
he’ll start jacking off right there in front of you if you sneeze right or ask
I haven’t been to both sides of the beach
Blanket me with kisses, with
the things
you’d normally
just give away
I said shut up
* jugum
* forfend
* affable
* egregious
irony
- 6 dictionary results
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i·ro·ny
1 /ˈaɪrəni, ˈaɪər-/ Show Spelled[ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-] Show IPA
–noun, plural -nies
1
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend
2
Literature
a
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated
b
(espin contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc, espas a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion
3
Socratic irony
4
dramatic irony
5
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected
6
the incongruity of this
7
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing
8
an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc
I’m being serious here, folks
Wouldn’t it be funny
if I just said
or wrote, rather:
“this chicken looks like my mother
but my mother doesn’t lay any eggs”
???
[? = egg]
I once fucked a guy in Mexico with a really sharp tan line on his ring finger
What kind of irony is that?
I’m going to leave my hair in curlers
Even on the street
Constitutional Law is for those with the money to complain why they aren’t being heard
The others haven’t heard of it
The sound of shitting like music to make your feet dance, but plopped down in your seat only once you’ve reached the rhythm
2 Irony, sarcasm, satire indicate mockery of something or someoneThe essential feature of ironyis the indirect presentation of a contradiction between an action or expression and the context in which it occursIn the figure of speech, emphasis is placed on the opposition between the literal and intended meaning of a statement; one thing is said and its opposite implied, as in the comment, “Beautiful weather, isn't it?” made when it is raining or nastyIronic literature exploits, in addition to the rhetorical figure, such devices as character development, situation, and plot to stress the paradoxical nature of reality or the contrast between an ideal and actual condition, set of circumstances, etc, frequently in such a way as to stress the absurdity present in the contradiction between substance and formIronydiffers from sarcasmin greater subtlety and witIn sarcasmridicule or mockery is used harshly, often crudely and contemptuously, for destructive purposesIt may be used in an indirect manner, and have the form of irony, as in “What a fine musician you turned out to be!” or it may be used in the form of a direct statement, “You couldn't play one piece correctly if you had two assistants” The distinctive quality of sarcasmis present in the spoken word and manifested chiefly by vocal inflection, whereas satireand irony,arising originally as literary and rhetorical forms, are exhibited in the organization or structuring of either language or literary materialSatireusually implies the use of irony or sarcasm for censorious or critical purposes and is often directed at public figures or institutions, conventional behavior, political situations, etc
I’m just being honest here
I like duck liver more than chicken liver because I like ducks more than chickens
And chickens can just go fuck themselves
Alright
Alright
I said alright
Alright
Alright
ALRIGHT
alright
I can somehow count the one-night-stands that I count on my hand
(the left one)
All the others don’t count so I don’t count them
pfghgalight
spurfhakmakahaha!
dsin ala babaidha la-la
[I said shut up]
We have a transient way of doing things:
we do things
I am writing this for as long as my accompanying video takes to uploadNo more – no less
I swear
And I don’t assume this matters to you but I’m putting it in here for reference
For fact
In fact, I’m lying
I’m checking my email – and writing some responses – even as I write this
And checking on the progress of my upload
The beauty of being a part of the modern age:
the ability to multi-task without doing anything, really, at all
Upload this, you stupidsonofabitch!
“I like beer, MsGrier, and have to adjust my hormones appropriately”
As appropriate, for a rant, I refuse to look back on what I have ranted
I’ve been called fickle anyway I would probably redo the whole thing to begin with
But I’ve had this heart in my head for long enough, the rewriting would just be something I never do anyway
