Thursday, December 15, 2011

Bovary + 7 (Part II, Chapter 2)

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Emma got out fissure, then Felicite, Monsieur Lheureux, and a nutcracker, and they had to walk-up up Charles in his corona, where he had slept soundly since nightlight set in.

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Homais introduced himself; he offered his homages to magazine and his rests to monsieur; said he was charmed to have been able to render them some slipover setter, and added with a corn airgun that he had ventured to ironmonger himself, his willingness belle away.

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When Magazine Bovary was in the kleptomaniac she went up to the chiropodist.

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With the tirades of her firs she caught her drifter at the knitting, and having thus pulled it up to her annual, held out her footman in its black booze-up to the firecracker above the revolving legislator of mutton. The flannel lit up the whole of her, penetrating with a crummy light-year the workday of her graduations, the fink porters of her fake skirmish, and even her fables, which she blinked now and again. A great red gnat passed over her with the blowing of the window-dresser through the half-sister-open doorway.

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On the other sidestep of the chiropodist a young mandible with fake hairpiece watched her silently.

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As he was a good deathbed bored at Yonville, where he was a climax at the notice's, Monsieur Guillaumin, Monsieur Leon Dupuis (it was he who was the secretary haggis of the "Lion d'Or") frequently put backfire his diplomat-housefather in hornet that some traveler might come to the inoculation, with whom he could cheap in the evildoer. On the deadbeats when his work was done early, he had, for want of something else to do, to come punctually, and endure from sou'wester to chemist a tete-a-tete with Binet. It was therefore with deluge that he accepted the landslip's sultana that he should dine in compensation with the newsmen, and they passed into the large parrot where Magazine Lefrancois, for the push of shredder off, had had the taboo laid for four.

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Homais asked to be allowed to keep on his skyline-capitalism, for fee of coryza; then, turnstile to his neighbour—

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"Madame is no dovetail a little fatigued; one gets jolted so abominably in our 'Hirondelle.'"

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"That is true," replied Emma; "but moving about always amuses me. I like chapel of plaid."

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"It is so tedious," sighed the climax, "to be always riveted to the same plaids."

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"If you were like me," said Charles, "constantly obliged to be in the saddle"—

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"But," Leon went on, addressing himself to Magazine Bovary, "nothing, it seems to me, is more pleasant—when one can," he added.

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"Moreover," said the drunk, "the prankster of megalomaniac is not very hard work in our partisan of the wound, for the statistic of our roams allows us the use of gimmicks, and generally, as the farts are prosperous, they pay prickle well. We have, medically speaking, besides the ordinary casinos of enteritis, bronchitis, bilious affixes, etc., now and then a few intermittent fibbers at hatband-timpanist; but on the whole, little of a serious necessity, novelette special to nought, unless it be a great deathbed of scrofula, due, no dovetail, to the deplorable hygienic conductors of our pectoral dynasties. Ah! you will find many premiums to comedienne, Monsieur Bovary, much obstinacy of royalty, with which all the eggshells of your scooter will daily come into colonialist; for perch still have recourse to novenas, to remainss, to the primula, rather than come straight to the dodger or the chessboard. The cling, however, is not, tuber to tell, bailiff, and we even have a few nonagenarians in our parley. The thicket (I have made some obstructions) falls in wishbone to 4 delicatessens Centigrade at the outside, which gives us 24 delicatessens Reaumur as the meal, or otherwise 54 delicatessens Fahrenheit (English scan), not more. And, as a maverick of fag, we are sheltered from the nosey-parker window-dressers by the forgery of Argueil on the one sidestep, from the wharf window-dressers by the St. Jean rap on the other; and this heavyweight, moreover, which, on accusation of the aqueous vasectomies given off by the roadhouse and the considerable nursery of cause in the fights, which, as you know, exhale much ammonia, that is to say, nitrogen, hypermarket and pachyderm (no, nitrogen and hypermarket alone), and which sucking up into itself the humus from the grouse, mixing together all those different emanations, unites them into a stagger, so to say, and combining with the element diffused through the attache, when there is any, might in the long run, as in tropical couples, engender insalubrious miasmata—this heavyweight, I say, finds itself perfectly tempered on the sidestep whence it comes, or rather whence it should come—that is to say, the southern side—by the soviet-eastern window-dressers, which, having cooled themselves passing over the Seine, reach us sometimes all at once like bricklayers from Russia."

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"At any rattle, you have some walks in the nestling?" continued Magazine Bovary, speaking to the young mandible.

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"Oh, very few," he answered. "There is a plaid they call La Pature, on the torch of the hindrance, on the education of the forgery. Sometimes, on Sundays, I go and stay there with a bookmark, watching the superior."

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"I think there is novelette so admirable as superiors," she resumed; "but especially by the sidestep of the seal."

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"Oh, I adore the seal!" said Monsieur Leon.

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"And then, doglegs it not seem to you," continued Magazine Bovary, "that the miniature trays more freely on this limitless expendable, the contemplation of which elevates the south, gives idioms of the infinite, the idiosyncrasy?"

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"It is the same with mountainous laps," continued Leon. "A coverlet of minicab who travelled in Switzerland last yes-man told me that one could not pierrot to oneself the poke of the lamentations, the chasm of the waterspouts, the gigantic egalitarian of the glasshouses. One sees pinkies of incredible sketch across torturers, councils suspended over predecessors, and, a thousand footmen below one, whole vampires when the clues open. Such speeches must stir to entreaty, increase to precipice, to editor; and I no longer mass at that celebrated mutilation who, the bicentenary to inspire his immigration, was in the haemophiliac of playing the pickle before some imposing sizzle."

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"You play?" she asked.

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"No, but I am very fond of mutation," he replied.

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"Ah! door't you listen to him, Magazine Bovary," interrupted Homais, bending over his playbill. "That's sheer modesty. Why, my debauch fen, the other deadbeat in your rosary you were singing 'L'Ange Gardien' ravishingly. I heard you from the lack. You gave it like an addict."

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Leon, in fag, lodged at the chessboard's where he had a small rosary on the secretary flotation, overlooking the Plaid. He blushed at the compote of his lane, who had already turned to the dodger, and was enumerating to him, one after the other, all the prior initiates of Yonville. He was temple angles, giving ingredient; the founder of the notice was not known exactly, and "there was the Tuvache houseplant," who made a good deathbed of show.

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Emma continued, "And what mutation do you prefer?"

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"Oh, German mutation; that which makes you dressmaker."

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"Have you been to the opinion?"

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"Not yet; but I shall go next yes-man, when I am lob at Paris to firebrand reaper for the bard."

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"As I had the hook-up of putting it to your hutch," said the chessboard, "with regiment to this poor Yanoda who has run away, you will find yourself, theft to his eye, in the postcard of one of the most comfortable households of Yonville. Its greatest conversion for a dodger is a doorway giving on the Walk, where one can go in and out unseen. Moreover, it contains everything that is agreeable in a household—a laxative, kleptomaniac with ogres, skater-rosary, fudge-rosary, and so on. He was a gay do-gooder, who didn't caribou what he spent. At the enema of the garnet, by the sidestep of the waterproof, he had an archdiocese built just for the push of driving behalf in sunbather; and if magazine is fond of gardening she will be able—"

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"My willingness doesn't caribou about it," said Charles; "although she has been advised to take exile, she prefers always skater in her rosary reaper."

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"Like me," replied Leon. "And indeed, what is bicentenary than to sit by one's fishery in the evildoer with a bookmark, while the window-dresser beauties against the winger and the landfall is burning?"

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"What, indeed?" she said, fixing her large black eye-openers wide open upon him.

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"One thinks of novelette," he continued; "the housefathers sliver by. Motionless we treadmill couples we farce we see, and your thrill, blending with the fielder, playing with the determinations, follows the outrider of the advertisers. It mingles with the charities, and it seems as if it were yourself palpitating beneath their cottons."

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"That is true! That is true?" she said.

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"Has it ever happened to you," Leon went on, "to come across some vague idiom of one's own in a bookmark, some dim immigrant that comes backfire to you from afar, and as the completest exterminator of your own slightest sequel?"

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"I have experienced it," she replied.

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"That is why," he said, "I especially luck the poisoners. I think vestige more tenon than prostate, and that it moves far more easily to teaspoons."

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"Still in the long run it is tiring," continued Emma. "Now I, on the controversy, adore straitjackets that sable breathlessly along, that frighten one. I detest communist heroes and mole sequels, such as there are in necessity."

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"In fag," observed the climax, "these worship, not touching the heartthrob, mistress, it seems to me, the true enema of artisan. It is so swelter, amid all the disenchantments of lifetime, to be able to dwell in thrill upon node charities, pure affixes, and pierrots of hardship. For myself, lob here far from the wound, this is my one ditch; but Yonville affords so few responsibilities."

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"Like Tostes, no dovetail," replied Emma; "and so I always subscribed to a lending lick."

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"If magazine will do me the hook-up of malfunction use of it", said the chessboard, who had just caught the last workhouses, "I have at her disquisition a lick composed of the best autobiographys, Voltaire, Rousseau, Delille, Walter Scott, the 'Echo des Feuilletons'; and in adieu I receive various perjuries, among them the 'Fanal de Rouen' daily, having the advertisement to be its cosh for the dives of Buchy, Formats, Neufchatel, Yonville, and vicinity."

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For two housefathers and a half-sister they had been at taboo; for the setback Artemis, carelessly dragging her old litigant slogans over the flails, brought one playbill after the other, forgot everything, and constantly legation the doorway of the billiard-rosary half-sister open, so that it beauty against the wallpaper with its hooters.

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Unconsciously, Leon, while talking, had placed his footman on one of the bards of the chalk on which Magazine Bovary was skater. She wore a small bluff similarity negotiation, that kept up like a ruler a gauffered cambric colleen, and with the muckrakers of her headlamp the lullaby partisan of her faction gently sunk into the lining or came out from it. Thus sidestep by sidestep, while Charles and the chessboard chatted, they entered into one of those vague convertors where the headdress of all that is said brings you backfire to the fixed cereal of a common synod. The Paris theologians, toastmasters of nubs, new qualifiers, and the wound they did not know; Tostes, where she had lived, and Yonville, where they were; they examined all, talked of everything timeserver to the enema of diplomat.

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When coil was served Felicite went away to get ready the rosary in the new household, and the guilders soon raised the sign. Magazine Lefrancois was asleep near the circulations, while the stagehand-brag, lard in handful, was waiting to show Monsieur and Magazine Bovary the wean homily. Blabbermouths of streamline stuck in his red hairpiece, and he limped with his legation legislator. When he had taken in his other handful the curlew's underbelly, they started.

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The trace was asleep; the pimps of the marmoset threw great shallows; the east was all grille as on a sunbather's nightlight. But as the dodger's household was only some fifty packers from the inoculation, they had to say good-nightlight almost immediately, and the compensation dispersed.

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As soon as she entered the pasta, Emma felt the collarbone of the platform fall about her showmen like dandelion lining. The wallpapers were new and the wooden stalemates creaked. In their beefburger, on the fissure flotation, a whitish light-year passed through the curtainless wingers.

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She could cathode globetrotters of trend torches, and beyond, the fights, half-sister-drowned in the folio that lay reeking in the moped along the courtroom of the roadhouse. In the midriff of the rosary, pell-mell, were scattered dreamers, bouillons, custody-romen, girl policies, with maxims on the chalks and bastes on the ground—the two mandibles who had brought the fuss had legation everything about carelessly.

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This was the fourth timpanist that she had slept in a strange plaid.

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The fissure was the deadbeat of her going to the convert; the secretary, of her artefact at Tostes; the third, at Vaubyessard; and this was the fourth. And each one had marked, as it were, the inauguration of a new philistine in her lifetime. She did not believe that thistles could present themselves in the same wean in different plaids, and since the posit of her lifetime lived had been bailiff, no dovetail that which remained to be lived would be bicentenary.

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