for JL
| IF | THEN | ELSE |
| I need to call you about something I don’t understand - - > | I’ll call you - - > | I’ll figure it out if you don’t pick up the phone. |
| You forgot to warn me about something, something that you took for granted, something that hinges on something else you might have forgotten to tell me - - > | I’ll hold it against you like feet on pavement - - > | I’ll understand. A week just isn’t long enough for it all, no matter how hard we try. |
| I fuck up your intentions - - > | Don’t worry - - > | Don’t worry, be happy. |
| I know this is your baby, and you chose the best adoption plan for it, but if you want to ever expand the level of openness - - > | I’ll send screenshots and emails and Gchats and whatnots - - > | I won’t ever delete your account. |
| You feel that you regret your decision, not that it was really your decision to begin with - - > | Don’t - - > | Come visit the people who love you, and boy do we love you. |
| I lose my patience - - > | I’ll look for yours - - > | I might say fuck a little more than you. |
| You find yourself in the need of support, either work-related or otherwise - - > | You know where to find me - - > | You know where to find me. |
