She called to tell me
she’s having a baby
and isn’t that great?
She said that the baby
will be a Capricorn
and this isn’t great to me.
Her husband said that he
wants to be the one who
stays home to take care of it.
Her husband said that’s what
makes sense since he’s
unemployed now anyway.
I said “great” and
“that makes sense”
and wanted to hang up.
I said that I wanted to
see her soon and that
I had to go now, but great,
great, you’re going to be a perfect mommy.
