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1. I really wish I hadn't shaved my head
2.
3. This look sums up my feelings for
4. I’m going to Grow this Beard
5. New Wing Tips are so so comfy
6. & without a Doubt, I’m going to get Naked
7. Today, I was extremely Homesick
8. So I Beat you Red like a Little Girl
9. bearditches
10. “Don’t be a bitch, deal with it” He said.
11. beardshave
12. The Booger Bitch
13. But all I want, are some Bedroom Slippers
14. I am a Simple Man, Hungry & I could have used more Sleep
15. bodymassage~!
16. Today, sadly, I wore a Jean Suit.
17. scartaud
18. This, was The Evolution from Person to Caricature
19. But I feel so Complete in these Bedroom Slippers
20. “That’s my Tubby” He said
21. Capital Cockamamie
22.
23. How to Moisturize your Face with Olive Oil
24. The Hugfucker
25. Thus, I got the Rage today
26. & again, the Text only read: bodymassage
27. All I want, is a damn Hot Dog
28. This, was me, Nervous
29. Honestly, I’m not feeling it Today
30. So, I am going to pull out tonight
31. To the institution of:-------------à"No more Pie in 2009"
32. Daydreamin about Muggy Summer Nights in
33. jeetyet—[?]
34. Endstory
35. i had suspected that she had a wookie-bush
36. "588-2300, EMPIRE~!”
37. How I went & made myself look like a god damn Magician again
38. Another Night of Great Life Decisions
39. Listening to Neil Diamond & not quite sure why
40. The Pigbitch of
41. in a jeansuit
42. "Cream Cheese & Jack.”
43. for the love of all that is holy, get me the fuck out of
44. You are all Whoremongers~!
45. I want my Umbrella
46. A Cornered Dog in a corndog
47. Oh, I’m so tired
48. So, keep the streets empty for me
49. This, is how I got'sta git gittin
50. To gittingottongone
51. I am your 24 Hour wopwatch
52. I am hiding in the Hallway with a box of verse just for you
53. the obeseasthmatic
54. sickbalogna
55. This, was how I found a way Out
56. In the Bottom of Form
57. I can sniff you from Here
58. git’ma’home~!
59. The Charismatic (Relatively) Young Moot
60. I said: "Oh Bea, Oh poor, poor Bea"
61. So, I rolled my balls east
62. & by virtues divine, I softened the heart of anything rhyming with two.
63. Paker Zane Allen 1979-May 12th, 2006
64. I have an irrepressible urge to start doing push-ups in my cubicle
65. First, I want to put you in this box, where the Light is more Admiring
66. Amen to that
67. Bored with those that came before
68. I’m Beginning to think this isn't the best idea.
69. I am very, so very Close to You
70. the extremehumper
71. I’ve had enough of the fucking dipshits in this Life
72. But I will give you a lap-dance just because
73. I want a Kid without the baggage of a Baby-Mama
74. The Monday Rage
75. & The Brouhaha is underused
76. collarbonecollapse
77. Without a doubt, you are not worth a Hot Dog
78. or: “Two Poops & a Squirt”
79. Boobs
80. & I'll miss you the most, Naked Dudes in the YMCA Sauna & Steam Room
81. Poof~!
82. Deeply offending your entire Family, with one Mouse Click
83. The Girl / With the Patch / of Grass / Burns you Loved
84. Boobies
85. I think I’m going to Vomit.
86. How to make Pigeons Swoon.
87. poke her face
88. stop threatening me~!
89. In The Sweet Spot
90. So we drank & drank
91. I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE
92. Who wants a Hug—[?]
93. I will knock you the fuck out.
94. This purple Negligee, really accentuates my Love Handles
95. Sometimes, when I am at Jewel, I pick a random person & start chasing them down the freezer aisle
96. boob balloon
97. gay for daley
98. At the very least, The Face is still there
99. There is a lot of Fog in this Body
100.asshat
101.Towards an expository variation of a bitch-slap
102.The Manscaping. Morning. Mishap.
103.I am afraid of a life without violence
104.“When we fuck, we are a Corporate Body”
105.This is how I became quiet
106.Black birds consume my view & perhaps they’re you
107.This is very stressful indeed
108.Never use thinning shears on a man, crazed with his Hair.
109.“At least you got your looks kid”
110.I’m still sore
111.These, were the Good times
112.I’m even more beautiful today
113.I can’t take my eyes off / you no more
114.& she came all over You
115.One day you’re going to learn, Little Boy Blue
116.Just with a boy
117.Thunder, steal thy thighs
118.meatcurtains
119.Come in close to my Body
120.Oh don't cry~!
121.pieslice
122."You're the Glamorous one. I'm like the Boy Next Door."
123.My nameless Pisan
124.My Beautiful Black Booty
125.I was really making an effort / until the Body slipped from under me
126.Nothing can warm my heart faster than you
127.Within the bottom of form, bottoms
128.On Speaking Terms with your Hair
129.tagli / buchi
130.My entire Structure of Perception / is the process of Exploding
131.Thus, I’m all wormed out
132.To the Facescape
133.I’ll subjugate the shouldn’t though was we always known:
134.Gorging as rule
135.I'm blushing all over & giggling
136.Always the tongue
137.heatwave
138.I wasn’t allowed to bring my brautwurst into the aic
139.armflip
140.I want to be your Secret Offender
141.Let's go halfsies on a Baby
142.Morality has no place in this House
143.& I’m already beyond that
144.Girl, you got pretty teeth
145.Her Booty like “Woo-hoo-hooooooo”
146.“Dour Theatrics. Barborous Discretion”
147.Once I realized there were no Borders, I was able to flap my wings & become The Pigeon I always longed to be
148.Still looking to go halfsies on a Baby
149.cripplefingers
150.Black & Born to Buttfuck #9
151.get me the fuck out of whole foods
152.My 16th Operation has been notched on the Belt. My Body can kiss my Italian Ass
153.Took ‘em to The Bat & The Body fell back
154.
155.with my panties to the side
156.The armstalker
157.I NEED A SLEDGE HAMMER
158.Oh don’t Cry~!
159.My little Turd Torpedo
160.I have come to the conclusion that I am going to paralyze Logan Ryan Smith.
